These damn things are a serious problem. I was attacked by a swarm {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in stains and itching like hell.

My apartment is infested with these things. I've tried everything to get rid of them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These evil beasties are driving me crazy.

I'm at my wit's end. I need help to get rid of these freaking pests once and for all.

These Goddamn Bed Bugs

Dude, bed bugs. These freakin' little pieces of shit will turn your sanity upside down. You get bitten, you itch like crazy, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the fuck they got there in the first place. It's a living hell.

You start checking your bed like a germaphobe, and you're constantly anxious about getting bitten again. You wash everything, clean the place to death, but those sucking vampires just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.

• Seriously

Bed bugs are the worst. They make your sanity a living nightmare.

Kill These Little Freeloaders!

These freakin' things are ruining me! I swear they multiply by the hour. They scurry all over, biting and irritating me constantly. I've tried everything to get rid of them - sprays, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these little monsters are out to get me.

• I'm seriously considering a life off the grid.
• Think of all those cacti!
• At this point, I'm just waiting for the inevitable invasion.

Curse You, Bed Bug!!

These infernal pests are the worst! I barely stand even looking at my mattress. It feels like a war zone. How am I going to be eaten alive? I've already {tried everything: poisons, boiling my clothes, and even sleeping on the couch. Nothing seems to do any good.

It feels like I'm losing this battle against these tiny freaks. I just want website a good night's sleep!

Those Fucking Bed Bugs!

Ugh, goddamn, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Completely swarm your apartment. You can't sleep because you're biting all night long. Those tiny bastards are hiding in your mattress and they just won't leave you alone. I've tried all the tricks, but nothing seems to work! I'm screwed.

I hate these little creatures with a passion. I'd rather sleep on the floor than have to coexist these bloodsucking things again!

These Little Pricks Are Driving Me Bananas

I'm at my wit's end with these little jerks. They're constantly harassing up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to scream. They're so inconsiderate. It's like they are oblivious.

• One minute they're messing up my stuff and the next they're smiling sweetly.
• Honestly, it's enough to make me want to pull out my hair.

Hopefully I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a vacation!